Yo Mama

Yo mama like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!

Yo mama like Domino's pizza -- Something for nothing.

Yo mama like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!

Yo mama like cake mix, 15 servings per package!

Yo mama like a bowling ball: She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.

Yo mama like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"

Yo mama like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"

Yo mama like a hockey team...changes her pads every three periods!

Yo mama like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!

Yo mama is like a racing car...chick burned four rubbers in one night.

Yo mama like castlebury stew: servings are family size.

Yo mama like a doorknob everyone gets a turn.