A family was very poor and they only had two bedrooms. They had an older son and a younger son. The younger son was sleeping on the bottom bunk. The older son brought home a girl to have sex and he said, "Say lettuce when you want me to go faster, and tomato when you want me to go slower". The younger woke up to the bunkbed shaking and hearing, "Lettuce, lettuce, tomato, lettuce!" He said, : Stop making sandwhiches up there you're gettin mayonaise all over me!"