A chap walks in to a sex shop in London and asks for an inflateable doll.

The sales attendant ask him whether he'd like a male or female. "female, pls" , he says.

Black or white, sir? "White, thank you" he replies.

Christian or Muslim, sir? "I say, what on earth has religion to do with a sex toy" exclaims the customer.

Replies the attendant, in a whisper, "the Muslim dolls tend to blow themselves up, sir"