a blondes diary

january:took new scarf back to the store because it was too tight

February:fired from pharmacy because i didnt print the lables..hello the bottles cant fit in the printer!

March:finally finished that jigsaw puzzle in 6 months, the box said 2-4 years!

April:stuck on an escalator for hours.. power went out!

May:tried to make kool-aid but hte directions were wrong 8 cups of water cant fit in that little packet

June:tried to go water skiing, couldn't find a lake with a slpoe

July:lost breast stroke competion i diidnt know you could use your arms!

August:got locked out my car in a rain storm and the car got ruined because the top was down

September:The capital of california is "C" right?

October:hate m&m's they are so hard to peel

November:Baked turkey for 4 days the instructions said 1 hour per lbs. and i weigh 108

December:Couldn't call 911 there no 11 button on my phone