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Chuck Norris pt2

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-If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris

-Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris

-Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

-Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

-Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

-Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

-Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

-Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move

-"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

-When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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