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Slip of The Tongue

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A guy boards a train bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.
He immediately notices that the guy next to him has a deeply bruised,
black eye. "Heck, what a coincidence! We both have black eyes! Mind if
I ask how you got yours?"
"Well," explains the man, "I was at the ticket counter and this
gorgeous blonde with beautiful breasts was behind the counter. When I
asked to purchase a ticket to Pittsburgh, I accidentally blurted out
'I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh' and so she sucker-punched me!" The
man continues, "What's your story?"
The other guy explains, "I was at the breakfast table and I meant to
say to my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Wheaties,' but I
accidentally said, 'You ruined my life you stupid bitch.'"
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