A man is awoken in the middle of the night by a phone call from the emergency room. "We need you to come down here right away, it's about your wife." So the man jumps up, gets dressed , and hauls ass down there.
When he arrives, he is met by a doctor who says "Well, I got some good news and some bad news." The guy says, "Give me the bad news first." so the doctor says, "Your wife has been in a terrible car accident. Shes paralized from the neck down and is severely brain damaged. You'll have to hand feed her, change her clothes, wash her, change her diapers, and pretty much anything else you can think of for the rest of her life." The guy is really upset at this point,"Man, what the hell am I supposed to do? I can't do all that. I just started a new business, I'm remodeling the house, I'm 50,000 dollars in debt, and my daughters pregnant. Please tell me what's the GOOD news!" The doctor said,"Man, I'm just fucking with you.......