A blonde had just gotten a new sports car she cut off a large truck. The driver was outraged and made her pull over.
He pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde, “Stand in that circle and DON’T MOVE!”
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.
When he turned around she had a grin on her face he said, “Oh you think that’s funny? Watch this!”
He gets a bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car.
When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face.
Now he’s getting really mad. He slices all her tires.
Now she’s laughing.
The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets an extra can of diesel, pours it on her car and sets it on fire.
He turns around and shes laughing so hard shes about to fall down.
“What’s so funny” the truck driver asked the blonde.
She said, “Every time you weren’t looking I stepped outside th