What did Helen Keller name her dog?
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Why does Helen Keller have holes in her face?
She tried eating with a fork.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck a plunger in the toilet.
AND
They glued a doorknob to the wall.

What do you call a tennis match between helen keller and stevie wonder?
Endless love

What did Helen Keller say to the shop assistant when she knocked over a product-display in the store?
Just looking!

How did helen keller burn her face?
She was bobbing for french fries.

Why did helen keller go crazy?
She was trying to read a stucco wall.

How do you punish Helen Keller?
By rearranging the living-room furniture.

What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well?
She screamed her hands off.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Her dog was blind too.

What does Helen Keller call the closet?
Disneyworld

Where do Helen Keller's parents have her go when there's company over?
Disneyworld