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Only in America

1.Only in America..can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2.Only in America..are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3." " drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4." " people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
5." " banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6." " we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7." " we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8." " we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9." " we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin mea
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