Thats a tough one
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There was a couple that had been married for 20 years. Everytime they made love the husband always insisted on turning the lights off. Well after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.She thought she would bread him out of this stupid habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned the lights on.
She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator... soft, wonderful andf larger than a real one. She went completly ballistic. 'You impotent bastard' she screamed at him. 'How could you be lying to me all these years? You better explain yourself!'
the husband looked her straight in the eye and said calmly, 'I'll explain the toy - if you explain the kids.'
She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator... soft, wonderful andf larger than a real one. She went completly ballistic. 'You impotent bastard' she screamed at him. 'How could you be lying to me all these years? You better explain yourself!'
the husband looked her straight in the eye and said calmly, 'I'll explain the toy - if you explain the kids.'
- By: MiSsGaWjUs
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