Two blondes were working on a house. One, who was nailing down siding would reach into her
nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in. The other
blonde, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails
away?" The first blonde explained, "If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it's pointed
TOWARD me, I throw it away 'cause it's defective. If it's pointed toward the HOUSE, then I
nail it in!" The second blonde got completely pissed off and yelled, "You MORON!!! The
nails pointed toward you aren't defective! They're for the OTHER side of the house!!"