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Chuck Norris Facts Part 12

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Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.



Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.



In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation, Chuck Norris can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks.



Chuck Norris isn’t lactose intolerant. He just doesn’t put up with lactose’s shit.



Chuck Norris doesn’t eat. Rather he kicks ass until he’s full.



Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris.



Chuck Norris never “gets laid”, rather: “laid gets Chuck”.
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