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Little Johnny Fascinate

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A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word
"fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family
went to my granddad's farm, and we saw his pet sheep. It was
fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate, not fascinating".

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I
was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I
wanted you to use the word "fascinate."

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she'd been
burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided that there was no
way he could damage the word "fascinate" so she called on him.

Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her
breasts are so big that she can only "fasten eight."

The teacher sat down and cried.
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