disgusting old people joke
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Published
02/23/2008
Sam and Bessie are senior citizens, and Sam has always wanted an expensive pair of alligator cowboy boots. Seeing them on sale one day, he buys a pair and wears them home, asking Bessie, “So, do you notice anything different about me?â€
“What’s different? It’s the same shirt you wore yesterday and the same pants.â€
“What’s different?†Frustrated, Sam goes into the bathroom, undresses and comes out completely naked, wearing only his new boots. Again he says, “Bessie, do you notice anything different?â€
“What’s different, Sam? It’s hanging down today; it was hanging down yesterday and will be hanging down again tomorrow.â€
Angrily, Sam yells, “Do you know why it’s hanging down? ‘Cause it’s looking at my new boots!!â€
Bessie replies, “You shoulda bought a hat!â€
“What’s different? It’s the same shirt you wore yesterday and the same pants.â€
“What’s different?†Frustrated, Sam goes into the bathroom, undresses and comes out completely naked, wearing only his new boots. Again he says, “Bessie, do you notice anything different?â€
“What’s different, Sam? It’s hanging down today; it was hanging down yesterday and will be hanging down again tomorrow.â€
Angrily, Sam yells, “Do you know why it’s hanging down? ‘Cause it’s looking at my new boots!!â€
Bessie replies, “You shoulda bought a hat!â€
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