The Roomates
Jake's mom was coming to visit him at his home that he shared with a beautiful woman.
When she arrived she spoke with her son. "I don't like you living with Susan she is a very attractive woman."
The son replies "I know what your thinking mom, and Susan and I aren't sleeping together, we are just roommates."
A week later Susan approaches him and says "You know the good silver ladle I used when your mom came over? Well it’s been missing since she left, I don’t think she liked me so can you talk to her for me?"
The son wrote his mom a letter saying:
"Dear Mom,
I'm not saying you did or did not take Susan’s good silver ladle when you where over here last, but it's been missing since you left.
Love Jake"
He received a letter a few days later that said.
"Dear Jake,
I'm not saying you are or are not sleeping with Susan, but if she had been sleeping in her own bed, she would have found it by
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