An man was stopped by a game warden in the mountains
recently with two ice chests full of live fish in water, leaving a river known for its fishing.
The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
"Naw, I got no license. These here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?"
"Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river and let 'em swim' round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice
chest and I take 'em home."
"That's BS! Fish can't do that!"
The man looked at the game warden and said, "It's the
truth. I'll show you."
I've GOT to see this!"The man poured the fish into the river and stood and waited.
After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and
said,"Well?""Well, what?" said the man.
"When are you going to call them back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH!"
"What fish?"