The Lottery

(1)
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.
She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out."
  • By: R2D2
  • Level: Brew Master
  • Added: 222 weeks ago
  • Views: 1,285
  • Comments: 1
Description: A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags.... view all
 
Comments
Please login to add a comment.