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The 100 Truth

What makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We all have been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
Here is a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

IF: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is respresented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K calculates to: 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%
and,
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E calculates to: 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E calculates to: 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T calculates to: 21+12+12+19+8+9+20=103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you:
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+14+7=118%
So, one can then conclude with mathematical certaintl that:
While hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, bullshit and ass kissing will
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