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A middle aged couple had been dating for several years. One day, the wife runs into the house screaming "I have something to tell you!"

Her husband responded excitedly "Me too!"

The wife said "ok you go first"

Husband: "I'm tired of this. You're old, you're ugly, you're terrible in bed, and I can't even stand to look at you anymore. I never want to see you again, and I'm moving in with your best friend."

As his wife stood there shocked, he asked "so what did you want to tell me?"

"I won the lottery"
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