Q - how do you torture hellen keller?

A - leave the plunger in the toilet

Q - Why did Hellen Kellers dog run away?

A - you would too if your name was "neeerghppg"

Q - Why should'nt women be able to drive?

A- theres no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen

Q - how do you torture Hellen Keller?

A - leave the plunger in the toilet