So, everyone knows that Pope John Paul the 2nd died recently. But, how many people know what happened after?

Pope John Paul II arrived in Heaven, and was greeted by St. Peter . After a brief ceremony, he was lead through a small gate of Pearls into the Afterlife.

As they were talking, a marching band of thousands suddenly approached the Main Gate. As the Band played a very upbeat version of "The Saints Go Marching In" cheering and applauding. As Pope John Paul II looked on, a section of the Walls of Heaven miles long opened up, and in walked a very nondescript man in a pale grey suit.

Incensed, Pope John Paul II began to yell at St. Peter.

"What", he screamed. " I live my entire life in devotion to God, and all I get is you, but this, this nothing of a man is met with all of this pomp!"

St. Peter looked at him and said, " Look , John, we get a Pope up here every couple of Decades, but this is the first time we've ever gotten a Lawyer.