BEVERAGES

On halloween night this vampire goes into a bar and orders a cup of warm blood. Bartender says oh what the hell and served him. He drank it down and left. Few minutes later another vampire comes in and orders a cup of warm blood and drinks it and leaves. This happens 3 or 4 times and finally a vampire comes in and says give me a cup of hot water and the bartender says what no warm blood and the vampire pulls out a used tampon and says no its tea time.