As the cop pulled over the redneck on his lawnmower, he said. " Sir, you can't drive your lawnmower on the street, the minimum speed limit is 20 mph."

The Redneck responded with " Fuck the police, I can drive my lawnmower anywhere I want."

Frustrated, the cop said. " I don't want to have to arrest you sir. You got any I.D.?

The redneck says, " Bout wut?"