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Little Johnny Strikes Again!

A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word fascinate in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his fascinating pet sheep." The teacher said, "That was good but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating."

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to Disney World and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that's good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinated."

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word fascinate, so she called on him.

Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweat with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight."
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