A man picks up a lamp laying in the street. Out pops a genie that offers him one wish.
"I wish for tequila whenever I want it," says the man. "Make me pee tequila."
The genie grants him the wish, and when the man gets home, he pisses in a glass. Its the best tequila he ever tasted.
The man convinces his wife to drink a glass and she loves it. So he sets out two glasses and fills them with tequila, The two drink all night long.
The next night, the man tells his wife "Grab one glass and we will drink tequila."
"Why only one glass?" the wife asks.
"Because tonight," the man replies," You drink straight from the bottle."