there once was a black family shopping. the youngest son finds a large white shirt, wears it and goes to his sister "look im a white man". she slapps him and tells him to show his mom. the kid goes to his mom and says "look, im a white man". the om then slaps him and orders him to tell his dad. he goes to his dad and says "look im a white man" and his dad slaps him. in the car ride home, the dad goes to the son and says "i hope you learned something today". the son then says "yes, i've only been a white man for 1 hour and i hate you black bastards"