The Talk
A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees.
I don't want to know! the child says, bursting into tears. Promise me you won' tell me!"
Confused, the father asks what's wrong.
"Oh, dad, the boy sobs. When I was six, I got the 'There's no Santa speech'. At seven, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny speech'. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no tooth fairy' speech. If you're going to tell me that grownups don't really f*ck, I'll have nothing left to live for."
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