A hungry surfer decides to eat at a nice restaurant. Looking to break out of the monotony of fast food, he enters the building with very excited. The host comes to him and asks him, %u201CHow many?%u201D He says, %u201COne.%u201D The host seats him at a table close to where a violinist is playing. Hiding her laugh, one of the servers comes up to him saying, %u201CShouldn%u2019t you be at a Burger King?%u201D The surfer says, %u201CI%u2019d like the beef. Ya know, the kind that comes in the burgers thats really t...