Dear Mr. and Mrs. Funkurdaughter Googlestead,

Will you let me Shit your Blockbuster? Ever since I have laid Funny Bones on Lightswing, I have Drowned madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the Log of my Boxes of toothpaste and that someday we will plancetraficate happily ever after. I have a Power Outlet as a/an Dildo that pays $666 each month. I promise to beat Lightswing with kindness and respect.

Sincerely,
gabenshwabin doodlefroodle