a indian boy walks up to his cheif and tell's him me wantem squaw and the cheif says to the indian boy do you havem any expereance and the indian boy say's no me no have expereance and the cheif tell's the boy to go into the woods and pratice on a hollow tree for two weeks and come back and i will give you a squaw. Two weeks pass and the indian boy goes back to his cheif and says me want'em squaw. And the cheif says did you do what i told you to do and the indian boy yes me havem experence now the cheif say's go to that tee pee and your squaw will be waiting. He goes into the tee pee see's his squaw walks over to her turns her around bends her over and kicks her in the ass she stands up and says what the hell was that for and the boy says me not stupid me check for bees.