Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the


parkway when she tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the
Saw Mill River near Chappaqua.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, 3 kids
who were fishing pulled her out of the water. She was so grateful, she
offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland."
Hillary said, "No problem, I'll take you there on my
special Senator's airplane."

The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordans."
Hillary said, "I'll get them for you and even have
Michael sign them."

The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with
a built in TV and stereo headset!"

Hillary was a little perplexed by this and said, "But
you don't look like you're handicapped."

The kid said, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved
your ass from drowning."