How about a ding dong?
A father brings along his little daughter to the barber while he gets his haircut. The little girl is watching the barber work while she eats her Hostess snack cake. Over time she gets closer and closer to the barber’s chair where the barber is giving her dad a trim. The barber says to the girl "You’re going to get hair on your twinkie." To which the girl replies, "Yeah, and I’m gonna get tits, too."
mortgagemescott Uploaded 03/19/2008