Which One Are You?

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This morning, I was in a huge hurry and on my way to work. I was
preoccupied with what my day held and I rear-ended a car at a
stop light because I was not really paying attention. I had hot coffee
in my lap and I was running late.

"Great, just great", I moaned.

The driver opened his door, leaned out of his car and stared at me. He
was a dwarf. He got out, studied the damage on his bumper and walked towards me as I rolled down my window.

He said, "I am not happy."

To which I replied, "Well, which one are you then?"
  • By: ebaum
  • Level: The One
  • Featured: 241 weeks ago
  • Added: 241 weeks ago
  • Views: 48,419
  • Comments: 82
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