Hillary Clinton decided that she needed to earn the trust of the Midwesterners in order to get their vote. So she and Bill travel to Nebraska and stopped off at a Wal-Mart there to do a little clothes shopping so they would blend in better with the commoners. They then decide to buy a dog to look even more down to earth. So with their new outfits and dog, they proceed to check out a few of the local bars and see how well people would receive them. After talking with some of the locals for a whi...