3 midget brothers were trying to get into The Guiness book of World Records.

The first one said to the others, "I think I have the world's smallest hands, I'll try for that record."

The second brother said "I think I have the world's smallest feet, i will go for that one."

The third says, "Well I think I have the worlds smallest penis, and I know I will win."

So the day arrives and one by one the go into the office where their records will be judged. The first on comes out and says to the others, "I have the worlds smallest hands, I broke the world record!"

Second one goes in and comes out and says "I did it too, I have the world's smallest feet!"

The thrid goes in, and after a while comes back with a frown. The brothers ask him what happened, and if he broke the record, and he looks up and screams "Who the fuck is Eric Bauman