A man and his wife were working in the garden one day, and the man looked at his wife and said, your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue. With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape to measure the grill, and then he ran over to were his wife was working and measured his wife’s ass. YES. I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue! The woman chose to ignore her husband... Later that night in bed, the husband was felling a little frisky. He made some moves towards his wife, and she just ignored him. What’s wrong he asked, she answered, do you really think I’m going to fire up this big ass grill for one little winnie?