Three eskimos are debating who has the coldest igloo. The first one takes them to his igloo and pours a glass of water on the floor and it freezes on contact. The second eskimo takes them to his igloo pulls out his penis and as he pees it freezes in mid-air. The third takes them to his igloo and points to a brown spot on the beds sheet. They laugh and say that proves nothing so he cut the spot out and throws it in the fireplace and it goes poof.(fart)