DWI
A man is driving home from work when he decides to stop in for a beer or two at his favorite pub. He drinks his far share and then goes on his way. On his drive home a cop pulls him over. The cop walks up to the window takes one look at the man and before anything else says, "sir have you been drinking tonight". The man looks the officer in the eyes and says "why is there a fat chick in the back seat again".
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