Getting Old

One day, three elderly golfers were having their
weekly round when the 60-year-old said, "Well,
life sure gets tough when you get on in years."
His 70-year-old companion asked what he meant.
The younger man said "Well, every day I wake up
at 6:00 am and want to pee, however, no matter
how I try it wont come. I run water, shake it, but
nothing happens." The 70-year-old finished putting,
thought and said, "Man, you got it easy. Every day
I wake up at 6:00 and want to poo. No matter how
hard I grunt and strain, no luck. Even medicine
doesn’t work." Their older partner, an 80-year-old
who had been quietly listening decided to speak up.
"You’re both lucky. My problems are much worse.
Every day I pee at 6:00 and every day I poo at 6:05."
His friends looked at him and asked, "How can
that be so bad?" The older man replied, "I don't
wake up until 6:30."