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Bill Clinton and the Pope

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Bill Clinton and the Pope both died on the

same day.


Due to a minor clerical error, the Pope went to Hell, while

Clinton went to Heaven. When the Pope arrived in Hell, everyone realized

the mistake. Due to an issue with the union, they couldn't

swap the two until the next day, and the Pope had to spend the night in

Hell, while Clinton spent the night in Heaven.


The next day the paperwork got straighted out. On his way up to

Heaven, the Pope ran into Clinton. Clinton asked the Pope "How was your

night in Hell?"


"Very educational." responded the Pope. "I've learned a lot from the

experience, but now I'm glad I'm going to heaven. I've been waiting all my

life to meet the Virgin Mary."

zeuty Uploaded 03/27/2008
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