After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the

pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington.



"How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr.

Washington, slapping Osama in the face.




Patrick Henry comes up from behind, "You wanted to end the Americans'

liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose.




James Madison comes up next, and says, "This is why I allowed the

Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a

large weight on Osama's knee.




Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke,

James Monroe and 65 other 18th century Amer