Lost Ball

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.

We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball........stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake.

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife,
"Hey, this looks like yours!"

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SKILL | Posted at 02:03am May, 7 2008

whooplah
peter919 | Posted at 06:40pm May, 4 2008

http://www.mafiacrime.org/r.php?id=8702 will have u addicted right away
DMG123 | Posted at 02:06am Apr, 14 2008

dumb
strwblnd | Posted at 06:21pm Apr, 11 2008

Lame
KlumperMe | Posted at 07:31pm Apr, 8 2008

lmao
ashleyr409 | Posted at 05:24pm Apr, 8 2008

That was not funny.
swisher23 | Posted at 12:20am Apr, 6 2008

that was stupid
oddo323 | Posted at 03:47pm Apr, 4 2008

if i went to a doctor with a five iron round me neck, the doctor would say "OH SHIT! WE NEED TO GET THAT OFF YOU!" not "whats happened?"
14purist88 | Posted at 01:14am Apr, 4 2008

oooohhhh ouch
satchjr2 | Posted at 07:29pm Apr, 3 2008

dumb
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