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The worst death

Not all spirits can fit into heaven, so those who die the worst way will be let in. The first man in line starts tellin his story. Well Pete, I knew that my wife was cheatin so I decide to come home early to catch em. I get home & search but I cant find him. So I go out on the balcony, there he is danglin on the rail. So I get a hammer & start beatin him & he falls. Well, he lands in a bush. So I get the fridge & throw it on him. It kills him, but the strain gave me a heart attack. The next man came up to tell his story. Pete, I work out on the roof of my apartment. I was on my bike one day & I fall over the rail. I pray 'please God spare me' & He did. I catch on to a balcony below. I was overjoyed when a man discovered me hangin there. But all of a sudden he starts beatin me with a hammer. I fall again. But the Lord saves me & I land in a bush. But I'm here because the guy threw a fridge on me. It was now the third guys turn. Well Pete, I'm hidin in this gi
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