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McDonald's Solilquy

__MacDonald's Soliloquy__

or, Parody after Macbeth

Gregory Lam

Feb. 5/96

Is this a burger which I see before me,

The soft bun in my hand? Come, let me clutch thee.

I eat thee not, and yet I want thee still.

Art thou not, gourmet's vision, sensible

To taste as to sight? or art thou but

A burger of the mind, a false dinner,

Proceeding from the meat-oppressed stomach?

I see thee yet, in form as palatable

As this cracker which now I chew.

Thou nourish'st me on the way that I was going,

And such condiments I was to use!

Mine mouth are made the fools o' the other senses,

The calories worth all the rest; I see thee still,
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