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Penis Repair

A man went to a plastic surgeon to get work done on his penis. The doctor, curious, asked what had happened to it.

"Well," the patient said, "I live in a trailer court. A gorgeous buxom creature lives in the trailer next to mine. Used to peek into her trailer and I saw that she had a habit. Each afternoon she'd take a frankfurter from her Refrigerator and put it in a hole on her trailer floor. Then she'd sit on it and have a ball. She nearly drove me Crazy. So I got a bright idea. One day I got under her Trailer and when she slid the frankfurter into the hole, I slid it out and slipped my penis up through the hole. She sat down on it and everything was great until there was a knock at the door."

"And then?" asked the doctor.

"Aw hell," the patient explained. "That's when she tried to kick it under the stove.
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