3 Men Stranded
There are 3 guys stranded on a raft out in the middle of the ocean. 1 guy is white, 1 guy is black, and one guy is mexican. All of a sudden, a bottle floats by with some wierd designs on it. 1 guys rubs it and a genie pops out. "Each of you gets one wish, and one wish only." Suprised, the men start thinking. The black man goes, "I wish all my brothers of native africa were back to the motherland, hunting tigers, and cooking wild pig, and dancing!" POOF, he's gone. The mexican then says, "I wish all my homies and all people of hispanic decent were back in mexico, enjoying chiles, eating tacos, and living the good life." POOF, he's gone. The white guy then proceeds- "You mean to tell me that all the Mexicans are back in Mexico and all the Blacks are back in Africa?" "That is correct," says the genie. The white man looks around, thinks for a second, and the casually says, " I guess I'll have a coke then."