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Short Lawyer Jokes I

The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but at least there will be no problem with fee-splitting.

Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A: A Doberman pinscher.

Q: Why should lawyers wear lots of sunscreen when vacationing at a beach resort?

A: Because they're used to doing all of their lying indoors.

A man took a trip out West after a harrowing divorce proceeding. He stopped in a bar, and after a few drinks stated to no one in particular, "Lawyers are horses' asses."

Hearing this, one of the locals spoke up: "Mister, watch what you say. You're in horse country."

Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer?

A: Nothing. There are so
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