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Short Lawyer Jokes I

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The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but at least there will be no problem with fee-splitting.




Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?


A: A Doberman pinscher.




Q: Why should lawyers wear lots of sunscreen when vacationing at a beach resort?


A: Because they're used to doing all of their lying indoors.




A man took a trip out West after a harrowing divorce proceeding. He stopped in a bar, and after a few drinks stated to no one in particular, "Lawyers are horses' asses."


Hearing this, one of the locals spoke up: "Mister, watch what you say. You're in horse country."




Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer?


A: Nothing. There are so
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