Terminally Ill Man

An old man in his 80s went to the doctor because he wasn't feeling well. He had his son drive him. After his checkup, the doctor came back in the room and said, "Well, you have lung cancer. I'm sorry, but you have about a month to live."

The son was very upset, but the old man was calm. On the way home in the car, the old man told his son to take him to the bar so he could tell his friends the bad news.

When they got to the bar, the old man started telling his friends, "Yep. I'm gonna be dead in a month. I've got the AIDS."

The son grabbed his dad by the arm and asked, "Why the hell would you tell them that. Tell them the truth!"

"Well, son," the old man said, "I don't want none of them sons of bitches fucking your mother."