a little boy was setting on the corner of the street rolling a bottle of his dads turpintine around. The neighborhood Preist was on his way to church and stopped and asked the boy what he was doing. The little boy replied im playing with the most powerfull liquid in the world. The preacher said oh no thats not true. He said holy water is the most powerfull liquid, if you put holy water on a pregnat womans stomach she'll pass a baby boy!! The little boy said oh yeah well if you put this turpentine on a cats ass it will pass a motorcycle!!!!!!
828nathan Uploaded 04/04/2008